Which Tokens Should You Buy Your Loved One This Valentine's Day?

Valentine’s Day is traditionally a day where marketing departments scratch their heads and work out how to make drills, printer ink, and faster broadband romantic. If you were met by an unimpressed glare first thing this morning, as you realized the event had passed you by, here are some ideas for tokens you can send that special someone to show just how much you love them.

Our Crypto Valentine’s Selection Box

Token: Aeternity (AE)
Price: $0.39
Purpose: Scalable smart contracts interfacing with real-world data.
Reason: What could be more romantic than sending your partner 100 Aeternity tokens to demonstrate your undying love? 100 AE tokens will set you back $39, a small price to pay for a symbol of everlasting love. Just ignore the fact that it’s about data.
Token: Po.et (POE)
Price: $0.004
Purpose: Decentralized protocol for content ownership, discovery, and monetization in media.
Reason: Poetry and romance go together like chicken wings and Monday Night Football, but if you can’t get yourself down to the bookshop at lunch and pick up a volume of Keats to read over a candlelit dinner, why not send your loved one 1,000 Po.et tokens instead? The poetry sentiment is the same, and you won’t have to worry about tripping over some old English phrases that no one has uttered in 200 years. At $4 for 1,000 tokens, you’ll save a fortune too.
Token: Ruff (RUFF)
Price: $0.009
Purpose: Decentralized open source blockchain architecture for high-efficiency Internet of Things application development.
Reason: Some like it soft and sensual, some like it with a bit of leather and hardware. We’re not in a position to judge what goes on behind closed doors, but if you know the persuasion of your other half, or if you’re trying to test the waters, spending a few dollars on 5,000 Ruff tokens might just do the job for you. Best case scenario you’re in for an interesting Valentine’s night, worst case scenario you’ve established a boundary. Either way, at $45, it’s well worth the expenditure.
Token: Bigbom (BBO)
Price: $0.0008
Purpose: Pioneering blockchain advertising technology.
Reason: Now, this is a bit of a risky one, so you’ll have to be pretty sure of your ground here before you go splashing out on something with potentially disastrous consequences. However, if you have a partner who is perfectly happy with their body shape, this token could be a very endearing gift. Alternatively, for a single person trying to snare that special someone who is in possession of a bountiful booty, the gifting of Bigbom tokens could be akin to a mating call that could set up a very happy Valentine’s Day indeed. Even at less than a dollar for 1,000 BBO, this is high risk, high reward territory.

Honorable Mentions

If those coins didn’t float your boat, we can also recommend:

  • Viberate (VIB)
  • SpankChain (SPANK)
  • Rise (RISE)
  • StrongHands (SHND)
  • More Coin (MORE)

To Be Avoided

If you are thinking of giving the gift of blockchain but don’t like our picks above, you have another 2,000-odd to choose from. We would, however, avoid sending the following under any circumstances:

  • Playgroundz (IOG)
  • First Blood (1ST)
  • Blue Whale Token (BWX)
  • DADI (DADI)
  • The Abyss (ABYSS)

BitStarz News wishes you a very happy Valentine’s Day and takes no responsibility for the breaking of bones, dreams, relationships, or leather-based equipment that may arise from our suggestions above.

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